Annabelle, Believe!

23/11/2009

“ You got a nice suit at home or do you like coming to work everyday dressed like you’re goin’ to invade Poland? „

My friend got pulled over on Saturday. I’m guessing if she had used this line, her ticket wouldn’t have gotten reduced… but I promise you, Tumblr-verse, the next time I get pulled over and it’s a Statie, you’d better bet the plantation I’ll be saying this

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“ I’d quote something from Vanilla Sky, but all I can think of is the ending on the rooftop where David is seeing Sophia for the last time, and the film’s all surrealism and abstract and everything anyways, so what’s the point? That’s why the Sigur Ros Nothing Song is such an amazing for it. Here, check it out „

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“ Okay „

Or this

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“ That really was a Hattori Hanzo sword. „

Cept maybe this one…

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“ I’m fucking Irish, I’ll deal with something being wrong for the rest of my life. „

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0407887/quotes

Prolly the film quote of the 00s

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christinefriar:

I feel like an antique harpoon would be a really satisfying murder weapon.

I need one

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OH, I KNOW THIS OF MYSELF

I’d assume as much for other people

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21/11/2009

FOUR MONTHS AT SEA

four months of calm seas to be pounded in the shallows

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Counting Crows - Time and Time Again

Graveyard Western Sky

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20/11/2009

Hey, thanks assholes.

I’m no mechanical engineer but I’m pretty sure this doesn’t spin on a record player.

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SOMEBODY PUT TOM CRUISE'S WAR OF THE WORLDS ON GOOGLE VIDEO

and overdubbed the audio of Cruise’s interview with Matt Lauer, muting Ray Ferrier every time he opens his mouth and instead playing the Scientologist’s anti-psychiatry responses.

Like the scene where they’re playing catch in the backyard:

Ray: “…she doesn’t understand the history of psychiatry.”
Robbie: “Whatever, Ray.”

And:

Rachel: “What’s the capital of Australia?”
Ray: “Do you know Ritalin?”

15 minutes in and Tom was still ranting to Matt. Ray hadn’t gotten a word in. The lightning storm comes and as they run inside, Tom calls Matt glib. The aliens come and he’s still going.

This is actually quite funny. But it’s definitely in the All Time Top Ten instances of “Way Too Much Time on Someone’s Hands”

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